I'm sure you can imagine

As plain as you can be
The place is Picadilly
The player He and She

She whispered "Will it hurt me?"

"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."

She said "I'm frightened,

I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times.
And said it can be sore."

Then finally contented

Laid back and relaxed a bit
Quickly and readily he bent over her
And then he started it

It was growing rather painful

Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been quite a size

"Calm yourself," he whispered

His face was filled with a grin
"Try and open a bit wider
So I can get it in".

"It's coming now,"he whispered.

"I know."she cried in a bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I am having this.."

And with final effort

She gave a frightened shout.
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.

She lay back quite contented

Sighed and gave a smile
She said," I am glad I came now
You made it worth my while."

Now if you read this carefully

The dentist you will find...
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!!